Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Why do old men like me?

I really don't want all of my friends to know about this creepiness so I'll just tell you. So, I'm trying to be a good Christian and go to church every Sunday right, but there is this one thing that annoys me--HORNY OLDER DUDES. I am totally over it. The last thing I want to do when I come to church is get molested. And the guy I'm specifically talking about does it before I can enter the church. At least I can feel cleansed by the time service is over. He thinks he's smart by copying off of an older gentleman who hugs me every Sunday and treats me like I'm his niece. You think you nickel slick, but I got yo' penny change (rent Big Mama's House).
I just needed to get this off of my chest.

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